The Rubberband says it all Right Now

You know how some people wear "Virginity Rings" (for lack of the correct term) to symbolize their vow to not have sex until they are married. Well my rubberband works the same way, except it will symbolize my vow to not settle for a loser.

The rubberband reads, "Fuck Niggas", and on the back "Until I Find A Good One." I will not remove this rubberband until I find a "Good Guy" who is worth me taking the rubberband off for.

Funny Story (well not really)

I lost my rubberband for a few days, and this guy I talk to who knows why I wear my rubberband noticed I wasn't wearing it and yelled out to my cousin, "She isn't wearing her rubberband. You know what that means" And my cousin proceeds to defer his dream and yells back "Yeah she Lost it" LMAO...I thought it was funny cause even though I like him, RIGHT NOW, the rubberband definitely WILL NOT be taken off for him. Especially after last night, I actually re-colored it and added the "Until I find A Good One" part because of him.

Which puts me on a tangent, Why do people try to get brand new, and then when they realize that I can get JUST AS, if not MORE BRAND NEW, they wanna get mad. Two can play that game honey. Remember that.

Line of the Night from last night:

My Friend's Friend: "Just go over there and talk to him. He just acting stupid. You don't mean what you saying, you know you like him"

Me: "Yeah I like him, but like is some shit I can get rid of by the end of this night"

Gettin my Kanye on for a second

Update: I visited Kanye's blog, 4/23/08, and he has this alarm Glo pillow on his blog. LMAO.

There's this Design website that I visit every once in a while to get inspiration when I feel I may need it. It crazy some of the things people think of these days...

A Pillow that Doubles as an Alarm Clock.

So instead of the annoying noise, you get waken up by a light shining in your eyes.

I just thought this was cute.

This is 1 reason why Kesh is THAT BITCH!!!

My aunt need to stop being lazy and teach me how to use a sewing machine like she been saying she would for at least the past 3 years, so I can do some shit like this. FIYAH...

I Don't Understand

Why when you show guys attention, they don't show you any back but AS SOON as you start ignoring their asses they wanna be all on your shit...

Its ridiculous and I don't understand. And guys say Girls are confusing...But I guess its the "Everybody wants what they can't have" priniciple that goes into effect...But its dumb. Why not want what you have?? Thats something I can understand.

I'm not the only one whose drink of choice is Patron Silver

And here is Bow-Wow at Love in DC serving Patron to the people. And why I wasn't there that night I HAVE NO IDEA. Cause I was definitely in DC that weekend and we had all intentions of going to Love that night. Damn...had I known the nigga was gone be giving out Free Patron, I would have been all up and through Love that night...LOL...$14 a shot is Ridiculous.

When you're Nice, You Get NO RESULTS

I've been dealing with my insurance company all week, and I swear these motherfuckers REFUSE to do their job. I literally had to come out my mouth and tell the motherfucker handling my claim to follow-up on some shit he left idle SINCE MONDAY...

And I call his ass today, and HE STILL HAS NOT DONE IT. So then my aunt proceeds to get on the phone and in a nice tone manages to "cuss his ass out." She didn't actually curse at all but she pointed out to him that he's not on his shit, and that my LAWYER will be in contact with him soon. Yeah, Lawyer, so now the motherfucker wants to shape up and get shit done. Why does it have to come to this? Why did we have to threaten the man in order to get him to do his FUCKING JOB!!

But yeah, on some real shit, My Lawyer will be contacting him, and my cousin and I were joking about this earlier but it looks like it might be Me Vs. My Insurance Company Vs. A Car Rental Service...And when its all said and done, because I am NOT AT FAULT WHATSOEVER, I'll be singing a new tune soon if they keep fucking around with MY CAR and MY TIME...

"Bitch I'm Paid, thats all I gotta say, Can't see me lil nigga, My money in the way"
- Lil' Wayne

What are the Odds?

Of getting into a hit and run accident on the Highway and getting hit TWICE, both the passenger and driver side, by a drunk/high driver in a STOLEN RENTAL CAR...





I would say Infinity to One...And March 16, 2008...I was That One...The Only Good Thing that has come out of this: It has prolonged my vacation until further notice.

(Rolling My Eyes)

All my 21 years of life my mother has NEVER tried to make me do anything. She says because growing up she was forced to do alot of stuff by her parents that she hated doing. Luckily for her I was a great child growing up. Besides being very opinionated and expressive about my opinion, I was great. I never once did anything "bad" in my mother's eyes, maybe to some of my aunts and uncles eyes but not to my mama.

But today, out of nowhere, she is trying to tell me what to do. And I don't know why she is even wasting her breath because she knows once I wrap my mind around doing something, I am going to do it. No matter what. She can get mad but she won't stay mad for long. I love my mama to death, but I've been making decisions on my own for what seems like forever now. We have a great relationship except when it comes to things that I want to do. She always has something to say about it. I respect her opinion but I don't care for it. And she knows that. And she always tries to make it seem like what I want to do can wait, but in this case, she wants me to wait for her. And Im not. And its not even that serious, I'm just going out of town for a few days, and she wants to act like I'm moving across the country. I don't really have to go, I just want to, and there is nothing wrong with that. I know why she wants me to wait for her, but she is a grown ass woman, and she made the decisions in her life, and I will make the decisions in mine. Good or Bad, Right or Wrong.

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